british columbia (BC)

a man from BC had let a good life, he was 90 years old when he died

he went straight to heaven and when he got there he was shown all around by a guide

the guide was no less than st. peter himself and the sights were all great to behold

until he espied a large column of folk, all in chains, their story is told:

“you see said st. peter, these folks must be chained

though we’ve told them there’s nothing they lack,

they’re all from bc and ‘though heaven is fine

they persistently try to go back!”  (author unknown)

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